moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

harleyquinn394:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

this is who i strive to be in life

For psychotic villains they’re pretty decent role models

dooweeooh:

SYLVESTER CAREFUL

pullupthepoor:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

You know whats annoying? That it’s normal to know everything there is to know about football and know every players name and know the scores and dress up for games etc but god forbid someone knows all the actors of lord of the rings names and dresses up as a character for comic con, thats just SAD.

sOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

onemuseleft:

brandnewfashion:

ohhaiguise:

xero—sky:


Tony got really inspired after watching Pacific Rim. The only thing that kept him from building a full-scale Jaeger were cease-and-desist letters from the Pentagon, the United Nations, and an especially stern one from Damage Control.

In other news, billionaire Tony Stark announced plans to continue his jaeger project today. When questioned about the numerous official protests and the legal actions taken by government and international agencies against the plan, Mr. Stark replied that “Given recent events, there’s no way of knowing for sure if those guys aren’t Hydra anyway, so the only really responsible thing to do is to go ahead and do what I want.”


This is totally canon.  I refuse to believe otherwise.

Yeah, this totally happened.

onemuseleft:

brandnewfashion:

ohhaiguise:

xero—sky:

Tony got really inspired after watching Pacific Rim. The only thing that kept him from building a full-scale Jaeger were cease-and-desist letters from the Pentagon, the United Nations, and an especially stern one from Damage Control.

In other news, billionaire Tony Stark announced plans to continue his jaeger project today. When questioned about the numerous official protests and the legal actions taken by government and international agencies against the plan, Mr. Stark replied that “Given recent events, there’s no way of knowing for sure if those guys aren’t Hydra anyway, so the only really responsible thing to do is to go ahead and do what I want.”

This is totally canon.  I refuse to believe otherwise.

Yeah, this totally happened.

A message from majinmisty


ship: SPIDEYPOOL :D

arrafrost:

Who’s more dominant: Wade is but if he steps out of line, Peter has no problem using his super strength or super sass to put him in his place.

Who’s the cuddler: Wade. He clings. He’ll actually fling himself off roofs and force Peter to catch him, so he can cling. He’ll also convince Peter into giving him piggybacks whether while walking or swinging on webs.

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: they usually don’t cuddle while they sleep. Peter will either curl up on one side of the bed while Wade sprawls everywhere. Or they’ll both sprawl everywhere and Wade will end up on the floor… or the ceiling if Wade gets fresh in their sleep.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: video games. they shout loudly, push each other and sometimes wade ends up webbed to things and somehow can still use the controls

Who cooks: Wade cooks breakfast (pancakes, lots of pancakes), Peter makes them sandwiches for lunch, and either Wade will bring them takeout or they’ll got to Aunt May’s for supper. 

Who comes home drunk at 3am: Wade. Drunk. Bloody. Not always in one piece.

Who kills the spiders: Wade tries to. He goes through about two cans of Raid a week and all Peter does is cough, throw the can out the window, and punch him in the face.

Who falls asleep first: Peter. After a long day of college and being Spider-man and dating Wade Wilson he gets very exhausted. 

A head canon: Aunt May and Wade get along ridiculously well and Peter hates it. They swap recipes, he tells funny stories about Peter talking in his sleep about math and nerd stuff, and May tells Wade stories from when Peter was a kid. Wade acts like a gentleman and a civilized person around Aunt May and Peter loves it.

Their relationship summed up in a gif: image

baroquen-sol:

seerofsarcasm:

confusedtree:

dspazdoesntcare:

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.